Fw: Free sex

FW: free sexI don't know why some women have to think these 'jokes' up as it
does nothing to keep people from going into to these unrepeatable dens of
robbers.

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Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 1:19 PM
Subject: Free sex

A gasoline station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his

sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free

sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and that if he

guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and

the proprietor said, "Sorry, you were close. The number was 7. No sex

this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in

for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor

again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct

number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry,

it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that

game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won

twice last week."