Fw: How All Business Phones Should Be Answered

This msg suggests the recipient 'keep it going' if they agreed with it.
We'll...I can't say i agree with any of the below but i thought i would
share it just the same.
And it also suggests that all business phones be answered with a pertinent
question which i though was real catchy. But why stop there? I don't see why
all true Americans don't adopt these approved phone litany prompting
suggestions.
It could also be multi choice questions just to keep the caller on there
heels.
!. Are you a red white & blue American? (You will notice they have inserted
the flag into the rhetoric though they don't tell us what the flags question
might be.)
2. Are you straight and full of hate?
3.Have you been to the Mall to pray today?
Anyway, you get the idea..it's all about three color affirmation.
And the guy holding the lamb sure doesnt look like a seminite to me. But
then i can't tell one rag head from the next.
PS: Though if you happen to be a China$$$man calling forget all the above as
they will put you right through to the boss. Who better learn quick to speak
the language of our new masters.

----- Original Message -----
From: Harold To: Larry Lewis
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2008 10:52 AM
Subject: How All Business Phones Should Be Answered

This is how ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ..

Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to
die for you,

Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul,

The other for your freedom.

If you agree...... Keep it going

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